I don’t wear glasses but everybody thinks I do.
It’s like that episode of Friends.
I’m super proud of 2020 vision
So I know how that story ends.
And I listen to Spotify and ignore the earphone noise warning
Thinking Nick Cave would never hurt me.
Because he is soft and warm and sad
Like a perfect herbal tea.
I keep playing tennis even when my wrist hurts
Or when the Wii tells me to take a step outside.
I drink the coffee cold and black
I wait until the heat has died.